The Three Laws of Monbiotics

THE FIRST LAW OF MONBIOTICS I= A x T : ( P is a contentious variable which should be ignored) ; THE SECOND LAW OF MONBIOTICS Alleviation of poverty is the sole responsibility of the wealthy industrialised countries and should be pursued without any mention of population policy ; THE THIRD LAW OF MONBIOTICS Renewable energy and recycling of waste will provide for humanity's future needs regardless of population growth : compost bins, composting toilets, reusable carrier bags, local food markets and obligatory cycling lessons for all-regardless of gender,ethnicity or religious affiliation will reduce the global footprint to acceptable levels with the proviso that all existing species must be named and provided with a Bill of Rights in order to avert a 6th mass extinction. Again, gloomy Malthusian prognostications will not be allowed in the new Inclusive Greenland. Human and reproductive rights will be matched with species rights and bothersome calculations proving that 'the figures do not add up' will be banned. All citizens will be issued with a Little Green Book which will be carefully worded in order not to attract accusations of blasphemy and assessed by respected scholars from the Vatican and the Supreme Council of Ayatollahs before publication. All will be for the best in the best of all possible worlds. Wendy